Pocket-Sized Ping Pong Set – Does Not Include Batteries! You will NOT get 2 AA's

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Pocket-Sized Ping Pong Set – Does Not Include Batteries!!!
Jump head long into some pocket-sized ping pong, with a pair of three by two-inch paddles, both coated with foam – Made in a place kinda near Hong Kong, this set comes with a net almost nine inches long.  You can give this to someone for a laugh, but you will probably have to settle for a groan. No batteries required. The suction cups suck.  Tell me if I’m wrong.
WARNING! CHOKING HAZARD! BOX CONTAINS A SMALL BALL AND TWO SMALL PADDLES AND TWO SMALL SUCTION CUPS AND TWO SHORT NYLON-LIKE STICKS AND A RAGGEDLY LITTE NINE-INCH NET. DO NOT PUT ANY OF THESE PARTS IN YOUR MOUTH, NOSE, OR EITHER EAR.  OR ANYWHERE ELSE. NOT FOR SALE TO MINERS! DO NOT LEAVE YOUNG CHILDREN ALONE WITH THIS TOY.  USE ONLY UNDER ADULT SUPERVISION.
These are brand spanking new Pocket-Sized Ping Pong Sets - Everything you need to play a 'little game' of Ping Pong without going through the agony of going out to the garage, backing two cars out into the snowstorm that's going to hit tomorrow, then unfolding and setting up the ping pong table and the net that you probably have to hunt down because you can't remember where you put it.  Then you must find the paddles and then go out into the raging snowstorm trying to find some freakin' ping pong balls.  You finally find the balls at the dollar store and when you are backing out of the parking place you graze a light pole and put a crease in your right rear fender.  You finally get home with the ping pong balls and now everyone is watching a game on TV and nobody wants to play ping pong because the fluorescent light in the garage is flickering because you did not replace the bulbs last week while you were off for the holidays.  Wouldn't it be easier just to blow a few bucks on this set?
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